Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
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just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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