I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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