Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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