Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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