Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
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i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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