dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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