so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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