Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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