North Korea, Best Korea!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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