Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Randomize