YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
