He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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