Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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