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I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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