its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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