He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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