question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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