I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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