I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
The air was thick with penises
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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