Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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