I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Randomize
