we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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