I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
