I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
zippers are such a cool invention
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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