Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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