i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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