Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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