There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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