so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I need water and some morals
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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