Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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