I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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