u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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