It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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