your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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