fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
and you said cock pushups were impossible
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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