Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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