the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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