He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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