i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i think i have herpe
just one?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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