is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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