When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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