do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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