how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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