Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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