there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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