the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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