Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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