All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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