fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?