i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.