Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My liver just broke up with me...
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
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In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head