OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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