she was so not down for the gang bang
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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