I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Ladies don't puke and tell
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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