You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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