so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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