Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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