under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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