I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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